Im back and ready for the spot light

Howdy everyone( I learned that from my mom and dad they sing country music) Im learning to play the banjo and Im going to be in their band and go on tour and meet Taylor Swift. I have recently taken a break from writing in my diary as I have been traveling the globe on a journey to find myself. Now that I am back I am feeling refreshed and ready to write again.

I wrote a letter to Ellen to be on her show and I haven't heard back yet.....Im still patiently waiting. If I don't hear back soon I'm going to get my mom to fly me to the show. I will be front row and camera ready just incase she spots me. I am going to be famous you know and like Paris Hilton says " Always look your best and be ready for the camera" and I ALWAYS do. In the picture above i'm napping in my new purple outfit, I usually nap fully clothed and ready to shine in a moments notice(it's a celebrity thing we all do it)

I am going to post once a week as I am getting ready for the launch of my book''The Diary of Elliott" oh and this week Im not eating any carbs.

Love,

Elliott

Diary Entry 8-The Purse

Dear Diary,

I hate purses....look at my face...someone tell my mom this isnt cute.......... I don’t want to waste the best years of my life dressed up as a purse...Hmph!! Im running away!!!

Diary Entry 7-The Girlfriend

Dear Diary,

My wish has come true - blond, long legs and blue eyes. No, not me! My new girlfriend. She likes it when we cuddle on the couch, but sometimes I get lost in the blankets.

Diary Entry 6 - The Hair Dresser

Dear Diary, Today I got my hair done by my favorite hair dresser in the whole wide world. I think this time my pig tails were a little too tight. Maybe next time I’ll get curls instead.

Diary Entry 5 - New Underwear

Dear Diary, today I got my first pair of underwear. Who says guys can’t wear pink? I think they look fabulous.

Diary Entry 4-The Bee

Dear Diary, today my mom arranged a play date with one of my new friends. I thought it would be cool to show up in a costume. He thought the same and showed up as a dragon. Guess bees aren’t so cool after all.

Diary Entry 3 - It's Back

Dear Diary, it’s back. Enough said.